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ADULT EYES ONLY! Don’t read this. Blind yourself. Smash your computer. Search...
I thought it was about time for another “search term” blog. I swear, I laugh out loud when I read the list of search terms people use and then somehow end up on my blog. I mean, not only do I find it...
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The Mouthy Musings of a Miscreant Teddy
So, as you guys know, one of the things I enjoy most in life is being a doofus. I’ve pretty much honed that skill to a sharp point, and you poor peeps have had to bear witness to it on more occasions...
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Listen to Relationshippy Talk with Pamela Cummins and Me!
Well, I’m a two-poster today! I just finished a great, fun and wonderful radio show with the delightful Pamela Cummins. She hosts The Love Channel Show on Blogtalk Radio and I was blessed to be invited...
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A Podcast of My Smarmy Mouth!
I am so very excited to share with you that the ever-lovely Kris Keppeler has done it again! She has a fantastic podcast site and I am blessed to have had her give voice to one of my blog posts. She...
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ADULT EYES ONLY! If It’s Naughy You Want, It’s Naughty You Get! ;)
I’m a posting fiend this week! But there’s been lots of good stuff going on ’round here. I am delighted to let you know that my second monthly column in The Acquiring Man magazine just published. Yay!...
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Love is all about the ham sammich!
Happy almost 4th of July for my lovely American friends! I’m going to try and get at least 50 hours of sleep the next 4 days. That’s my goal and I’m sticking to it! As for love and ham sammiches, I...
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Ma! Hey Ma! Lookit me! I made a new page!
Yeah, I’m a dork. But I made a new page and wanted to let you guys know. It’s the Fun Videos page and has my WGN-TV cooking segment and a promo video for each book. Just wanted to get the word out so...
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10 Things I Hate About PMS! ;)
. Yeah, yeah, TMI I know. But dammit, sometimes a girl just has to share. 10 reasons PMS sucks donkey balls: Men don’t have it. NOT FAIR! I’m hungry all the time. Did I mention that I’M HUNGRY ALL THE...
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Here’s a little ball-kickin’, ass-smackin’, take no guff empowerment for the...
Okay gentlemen, you are allowed to read this, but it’s really for the ladies. Of course I’m going to put a disclaimer here because you know how I am. Guys, you know I love you. I’m a terrific fan of...
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Book Reviews – Intimacy: How to Get More of It and Darn Good Eats by Jodi...
Ummm…still not sure what the “Press This” button means, but I’m Pressing This!!! A HUGE, heartfelt, love-filled, squishy-hugged thank you to the lovely Elizabeth Melton Parsons for writing such amazing...
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Your “Other” Girlfriend (You naughty boys!)
Howdy everyone! Happy Monday (vomit). I thought I’d let you know that my new article is up for your enjoyment at The Acquiring Man dot com. It’s a bit saucy, a bit mouthy and of course a bit smutty,...
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I miss my favorite word, so YOU have to suffer!
Alrighty then. I’m sneaking writing this post on a computer that I shouldn’t be on, but I’m a rule breaker dammit, so I’m doin’ it anyway! First, may I tell you that I’ve been working my poor little...
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Oh yeah…it’s NOOKIE-TIME!
Yep…it’s that time again. My latest yarn on all things nookie related is out, about and ready to be read by all you perverts out there. Kidding! Well, it is ready to read, but you don’t have to be a...
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It just don’t get better than this! :)
Well, I have to admit, my hubby made me speechless. ME? ME?? How is that possible? I’m quite certain I’ve never been speechless before. How, you may ask, did he achieve such a feat? With a billion...
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It’s Butterfly Insanity! Run! They’re Gonna Git You, Sucka!
First and foremost, big thanks to my dear friend Al for helping me create a slideshow of all the butterfly pics. I had no clue and he gave me directions like a pro. Thank you! Oh, and go check out his...
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No False Advertising ‘Round Here!
. I know I always say that being honest (for the most part) is a good thing but I don’t think it’s necessary to post this information right outside one’s house. If you are a bit premature in the...
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Reunited and it feels so good!
Yes. There was drinking. Yes. There was inappropriate behavior. Yes. Laws were broken. Yes. Babies were made. Yes. We had a BLAST at my reunion!!! (Even if we did come home sick as dogs.) Yes. I...
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BOOK GIVEAWAY and other awesome stuff that makes me blush!
Hi! Wow, 2 post in 2 day–I must be feeling better. (Yep, 2 typos within the first 7 words–okay, maybe not feeling 100% better yet!) Plus, this one is time sensitive. You guys know I write a monthly...
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Christmas presents for the peeps that already have it all!
So, the hubby doesn’t really need anything for Christmas. I’ve swamped him with so many presents over the last 6 years for this birthday and Christmas that we can’t fit one more damn thing in the...
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What the Hell? It’s Spring Fever up in here! ;)
. I promise that I am not setting these pics up. I know that seems impossible. Alas, it is true. I come into a room and voila, this is what I see. I have to wonder if they are sentient and doing shit...
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