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Playboy Sirius XM Radio, here I come again!
I’m so happy that I’ll be back on Playboy Radio for the third time tomorrow. Whew, this is gonna be a busy week. I’ll be on Playboy Sirius XM Radio tomorrow afternoon, Monday, December 3rd at around...
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Drum roll please!!! Here it is! The snort heard round the world!
Okay, so it wasn’t heard round the world. Apparently, my snort was a quiet one so it’s not like some horribly loud nightmare from which I can never escape. THANK YOU, GOD!!! For those of you that...
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Prepare to weep for the yumminess!
Tzatziki time!! I am, at this very moment, stuffing my happy face with mounds and mounds of tzatziki. This is THE best batch the hubby has ever made. Drool!!! I figured since I’m slobbering all over...
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New Book Covers. What’cha think?
Howdy! I sure hope everyone is having a great weekend! So, I’ve never been a huge fan of my relationship books’ covers and I am excited to say that I finally get to see them updated. Woo hoo!!! In an...
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Horrible, inexcuable language here. Don’t read this rant. It’ll shorten your...
. So, the other day I ran into the rudest fucker ever at the Starbucks. And I do mean EVER. When they called his drink they should have called it like this: “Venti double mocha, salted caramel douche...
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How the Hubby and I Cope with Missing Each Other When He’s out of Town.
. Meet Tick Teddy. Tick Teddy is one bad ass mo fo who takes no guff offa anyone. At the same time, he is a sweet little creature and even though he looks like a bloated, blood-filled tick, we love him...
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Free books and a little tit (for tat!)
.. Does anyone else have a room in their house which is the Collect All room? A room where all the “I don’t know where this shit goes!” goes? Lord knows I do. I have about 3 of them. Okay, I’m not that...
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99 Cents for Sex, Intimacy and a Happy Belly (This is written on the sandwich...
.. $.99 to get you yummy nookie, tons of cuddles and scrumptious tasty treats! Holy cow! Guess I shouldn’t advertise such things in public! I want to thank all of you, from the bottom of my furry...
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$.99 Kick Ass Book Special Almost Over. Let the Weeping Begin! ;)
$.99 to get some yummy nookie, tons of cuddles and scrumptious tasty treats for only a few more days! Holy cow! You guys all kick ass for being some book buying mo fos! I am thrilled at how...
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I’ve become a Happy Hooker! Oh! I mean a Happy Housewife!
Sorry. Sometimes I get the roles of hooker and housewife confused. KIDDING!!! So, for those of you who know me, you’ll recall that I freaking HATE HATE HATE any kind of cleaning. Well, I’ve been a...
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In times of trouble I fantasize…
…about otters. Okay, and other things too. Every once and a while I have to do a post which doesn’t get down to brass tacks. It is not easy for me to do that. It about kills me. But I’m going to give...
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Upcoming post and KICK ASS COOKBOOK REVIEW!!!
Okay, so I’m halfway through writing my new post–dedicated to online dating–and I get an email about a blog post reviewing my cookbook, Darn Good Eats. I’m so freaking excited about this review that I...
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Online Dating Kicks Ass–if you use your brain and are honest!
.. I’m not sure how many of you know this, but I met my hubby online over 5 1/2 years ago. I never thought I’d online date, especially back in 2007 when it was still sort of new and not many people I...
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To all the Smokes I’ve loved before…
…you can go suck it because I beat you!!!! I am SO PROUD OF MYSELF!!! I’ve been more stressed the last few weeks (as you guys know) then I’ve been in a looooooong time. And even though hari kari was...
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Favor? Pretty please with sugar on top?
. TGIMFF!!! (Yeah, TGIF just doesn’t capture how happy I am that it’s Friday!) The hubby and I are doing a double feature tomorrow. First, Pain and Gain. Any suggestions for movie number 2? As for the...
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I Gots Me the Buzz Muff! Don’t read this. No one should read this. You’ve...
Well, well, well…I can’t believe how many of my early readers emailed me and suggested that I post this again. You guys are just too adorable and I really appreciate that you took the time to email me....
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I’m the new SEXPERT for The Acquiring Man Magazine!
. Yay!!! Starting today I’ll be writing monthly articles for The Acquiring Man magazine and I’m totally psyched! My articles will be about love, relationships, naughty-bits and all that good stuff....
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Dang! Kick Ass Review for my Nookie Book! Yay!
Okay, technically I’m still on vacation, so pretend you didn’t read this, that I’m not around and that you never saw me. But I had to share this awesome review for Sex: How to Get More of It that I saw...
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Musings of an Old Hag on her Birthday, part deux
So, I went back and reread my Musings of an Old Hag on her Birthday, part one from last year and I must say that it all still holds true. For those of you new to my blog since June of last year, you...
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For Your Listening Enjoyment! Check out my Latest Radio Show!
Howdy, everyone! You guys know I’ve been a busy beaver recently, so I haven’t done as many radio shows as I usually do. But I had a fantastic one air today that I think you’ll enjoy. Now, I had to tame...
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