10 Things I Hate About PMS! ;)

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Yeah, yeah, TMI I know. But dammit, sometimes a girl just has to share.

10 reasons PMS sucks donkey balls:

1. Men don’t have it. NOT FAIR!
2. I’m hungry all the time.
3. Did I mention that I’M HUNGRY ALL THE TIME!?
4. All I want to eat is pizza, chocolate, McDonald’s french fries, more pizza, more chocolate, spaghetti with homemade sauce, Snickers and funnel cake.
5. After eating all that, all I want to do is sleep and then wake up and then sleep some more.
6. I gain like 3 pounds of water weight for about 6 days.
7. I wake up 5 times a night to a bursting bladder. Then I can’t fall back asleep and lay there cursing anyone and everyone that is asleep at that precise moment.
8. It’s the precursor to even more fun the next week. Yay!
9. Did I mention that I can’t stop stuffing my gullet?
10. MEN DON’T HAVE IT! STILL NOT FAIR!!!

I guess I should be thankful that I don’t get bitchy or whiny or weepy. I know the hubby is thankful for that! But dammit, the absence of one misery doesn’t negate the presence of others.

I saw on a TV show a man saying that women should just shut up about it because men, after all, have to get prostate exams. Needless to say I went over to the TV and smashed it with a bat. Then I found where the guy lived and burned his house to the ground with him and his prostate in it.