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3 FREE BOOKS! Yep, you heard me…FREE because I love you! ;)
Well, I’m all in a Christmasy mood, so because I love you guys I’ve decided that on December 12th-16th you can get all 3 of my books on Kindle for F.R.E.E! Holy shit, Batman! Last year I did a book...
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FREE BOOKS for 3 More Days! Get ‘em while they’re hot (and FREE!)
Oh my gosh! I can’t tell you guys how exciting this is! My books have been downloaded literally thousands and thousands of times in the last 36 hours and I’m so happy I could explode! Intimacy and Darn...
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My funky new living room!
As you guys know, the hubby and I have been remodeling the house for a few years. We have this living area (that no one EVER sits in!) when you first walk in. It’s a fairly small area which is why we...
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Knight on a Steed…
Or Jester on a Jackass? Find out! Yeppers, my new article came out just a few minutes ago at Acquiring Man mag. Just wanted to let ya know in case you, well, want more nookie! I know. I’m a perv. XO
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot? Fuck no! ;)
. Yes, yes…I know. I’ve been gone forever. I have no good excuse (but I’m gonna give you several!) except that I needed a break. EXCUSE 1: Sex? What’s sex? Between twitter, FB and the 10 other sites I...
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FREE Books! Just for you! (And everyone else.) :)
Okay, I promised that I’d do another book giveaway and the time is nigh! ;) You can download to your Kindle, or any other freaking device on earth onto which you can download the Kindle reader, any or...
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Sassy, Slutty and Sentimental
…yep, that about sums it up! Recently, I did a radio show that asked me to send in a few songs that I thought summed up my thoughts about life. I thought that was a cool idea as it can really help a...
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Mouthy Broad Alert!
Howdy! Thank GOD it’s Fuckin’ Friday!!! I swear, my poor little noggin has processed more information this week than it knows what to do with. My brain sponge is full and leaking everywhere. I think...
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Because I’m a total freakin’ whacko!
Wow. I’m proud of myself. My mind came up with “freakin” before “fuckin.” I must be tired! ;) So, I’m in the middle of writing my yearly birthday post, which takes more than a minute, and thought in...
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Musings of an Old Hag on her Birthday: Part twat
. Oh! I mean part trois! As in 3, since this is my 3rd birthday post. ;) How on God’s green earth can it be my birthday again? Wasn’t it just yesterday that I turned 24? Lie to me. Tell me it was...
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Your opinion on virtually sticking “it” places it don’t belong! :)
Howdy! I hope everyone is having a good week. Thanks the good Lord it’s almost Friday. I swear my brain stopped working around 11am today and I’m about done for. ;) So, I want to reach out to you guys...
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Why Was I Talking About Dipping Your Wick Into Places It Doesn’t Belong? Ah...
Hello, all my lovelies! About a month ago I posted a poll on whether or not you guys thought it was a betrayal to seek sexual satisfaction from real, live people outside of your relationship via phone...
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I’ve turned into Martha Stewart! Someone save me from myself!!! ;)
Who on God’s green earth ever thought that I would be Jodi the Happy Homemaker?! ;) You guys know I run from all things domestic. Really, it’s the only time I run. I prefer to sit. Wasn’t it Winston...
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It’s time to get down and get funky! (Updated! Yay!)
. No, I don’t mean to roll in the dirt and get smelly! Though that does sound like fun. ;) I mean that tonight I’m going to be on LA Talk Radio! The show is called Modern Male Radio and starts at 8pm...
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Nooooooooooo! The Beginning of the End.
Well, it’s confirmed. I’m older than Methuselah! And I’m able to document when my ancient-ness started to the exact day. How many people can say that? So, there I am, putting on a little makeup before...
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Auto correct at its perviest
. From the “Life is never dull” perspective, here’s a text I sent to the hubby a few minutes ago. :) “I have the sliding glass door open, big titties are glued to the screen and want to go outside, the...
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FREE Kindle books for you! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, even if you are a...
If you don’t already have all 3 of my books, you can download them for FREE on Kindle this Tuesday through Saturday. Since I’ve tortured all of you with my Christmas decorating pics (here’s one in case...
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Favorite New Crap to Buy
Howdy and Happy New Year! Yep, the sentiment is a bit late, but I still hope you all had and will have a happy one. Now for the scoop. Every once in a while I do a post that details some fabulous...
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The Horrors of my Noggin and the Related Panic Attack
I’m telling you, life is NEVER dull. ;) Not that I wish to be bored, but c’mon, a little peace now and again is a good thing. So, 3 weeks ago I got my hair dyed. It’s pretty much been every color in...
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My first blind date in 10 years
Yep, I was nervous. I hadn’t been on a blind date in 10 years and I’d been waiting for this one for a couple of months. That first meeting always makes me wanna puke with nerves, but a girl’s gotta do...
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